Terms of Use

Last Updated: [11/1/2025]

Welcome to FinRegNerd ("we," "us," or "the Site"). By accessing this website, you agree to these Terms. If you do not agree, please file a complaint with your local ombudsman and close this tab.

1. Nature of Content: Satire & Parody

Please Read Carefully: FinRegNerd is a satirical publication.

  • Fictitious Content: The articles, tweets, headlines, and commentary found on this site are for entertainment purposes only.

  • Exaggeration: References to real names, businesses, organizations (e.g., the SEC, FDIC, Federal Reserve), or public figures are used for the purposes of parody, satire, and social commentary.

  • Not Real News: Nothing on this site should be interpreted as factual news or a record of actual events.

2. No Financial or Legal Advice

Despite the impressive-sounding regulatory jargon we use:

  • We are not financial advisors.

  • We are not lawyers.

  • We are not compliance officers.

Nothing on this website constitutes financial, legal, investment, or regulatory advice. If you make financial decisions based on a satirical post about "stress-testing dignity," FinRegNerd is not liable for your losses. Please consult a qualified professional for actual advice.

3. Intellectual Property

You are free to share our content on social media (in fact, we beg you to), provided you do not claim it as your own.

  • Attribution: Please tag @FinRegNerd if you repost our jokes.

  • Commercial Use: You may not use our content for commercial purposes without written consent.

4. User Conduct

You agree not to use this website to:

  • Launch cyber-attacks (we have no data to steal, so it would be a waste of time).

  • Violate any applicable laws.

  • Harass the site owners.

5. Limitation of Liability

To the fullest extent permitted by law, FinRegNerd shall not be liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, or consequential damages resulting from your use of the site. The content is provided "AS IS" without warranty of any kind. We make no guarantees that our jokes will be funny.

6. Governing Law

These Terms are governed by the laws of Wyoming, USA. Any disputes shall be resolved in a venue where the judge has a sense of humor.