Privacy Policy

Last Updated: [11.1.2025]

Welcome to FinRegNerd. We believe the only thing that should be complex and difficult to understand is the Basel III capital framework, not our Privacy Policy.

This policy outlines how we handle (or mostly don't handle) your data.

1. The Data We Don't Collect

We operate on a strict "Need-to-Know" basis, and frankly, we don't need to know anything about you.

  • No Forms: We don’t have contact forms.

  • No Accounts: You cannot create an account here.

  • No Sales: We aren't selling anything.

  • No Emails: We don't want your email address. We have enough unread newsletters as it is.

2. Analytics (The Boring Stuff)

We may use basic website analytics tools (like Google Analytics or privacy-friendly alternatives) to track aggregate data. This helps us answer questions like:

  • "Did anyone actually read that joke about the SEC?"

  • "Are people visiting from mobile or desktop?"

This data is anonymized. We cannot use it to identify you personally, nor would we want to.

3. Cookies

We prefer chocolate chip, but the internet runs on digital cookies.

  • Usage: Our analytics tools may place a small text file (cookie) on your device to track session duration.

  • Your Rights: You are free to block cookies in your browser settings. The website will still work, because it’s mostly just text and sass.

4. Twitter/X.com

This website is essentially a glorified pointer to our Twitter/X feed. When you click a link to view a tweet or follow @FinRegNerd:

  • You are leaving our jurisdiction and entering the jurisdiction of X Corp.

  • Their privacy policy applies there, not ours. Good luck reading it.

5. Contact

If you have privacy concerns, tweet at us. It’s the only place we live. @FinRegNerd